Posted by: mysaintjohn | January 8, 2010

Overheard in SJ: The Keep it in your Pants, Edition

On Prince William (the street, not the heir):

“I’m sorry. I was staring at your ass and not listening.”

In Wal-Mart:

“If you had listened to me three months ago we wouldn’t be looking for the fucking maternity clothes.”

–Random Question–

Have you ever noticed that some of the pigeons in Saint John look like they have rabies? If Stephen King had lived in Saint John, Cujo would have been a pigeon.

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  1. Who *hasn’t* overheard that at WalMart? 😉


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