Posted by: mysaintjohn | August 14, 2009

Disturbing Crime Rocks South End

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Police were shocked, horrified, and baffled when they arrived at the corner of Princess and Canterbury Streets in Saint John earlier this morning. It was there that an anonymous tipster had called in a gruesome discovery: the decapitated head of Santa Clause.

Police have few leads and are asking the public to come forward with any information. Though she has not been named as an official suspect, police have expressed a desire to speak with Mrs. Clause. The have been unable, however, to locate her.

It’s a sad day for the city’s children.

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Responses

  1. That’s a shame. He was at my house just last year. I think I last saw him at Value Village.

  2. Ummm… actually, although I am not 100% sure, I think he may have been more recently spotted at the FUSION/IG Dragon Boat Yard Sale.
    😉

    • You bought and sold Santa like a common prostitute?!? How could you? ;_;


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