Posted by: mysaintjohn | August 13, 2009

The Odd Couple

Let's watch Coronation Street

Oscar: Hey, Felix, look at all those people scurrying around like ants. Felix? Felix!
Felix: Would you shut up, already. I’m trying to sleep.
Oscar: Are you asleep yet?
Felix: No.
Oscar: How about now?

*toot*

Felix: WTF?
Oscar: Pardon me?
Felix: You are so crude. I can’t believe you just farted. You don’t even have an anus.
Oscar: He who smelt it dealt it, dude.

Felix: Look – even the boat is leaving! You’ve driven away the boat!

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Responses

  1. LOL

    • It’s my lazy post of the week.


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