Posted by: mysaintjohn | July 20, 2009

Where will you hang your hat when the zombies attack?

Another week finished. Another seven days in which I have not read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. According to P&P&Z;

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

I fear that, when the shit hits the fan (or, the zombies hit the streets) only those who have read P&P&Z will be prepared — that my repeated viewings of George A Romero movies and the fact that I own the 28 Days Later soundtrack will not count for very much.

I do not want you to think, however, that I’ve not given the coming zombie apocalypse due consideration. I have, in fact, a plan.

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Ta-da! That’s right, kiddos, when the zombies come a-knockin’, I’m hauling my butt over to Martello Tower. Here’s why (click “more” to see the A-F guide to why Carleton Martello Tower is an awesome place to be when zombies walk the Fundy coast):

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Responses

  1. Brilliant!

  2. There haven’t been zombies in Saint John for over 50 years. I think we are safe.

    • It’s when you lower your guard that the zombies are most likely to rise again.


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