Posted by: mysaintjohn | July 11, 2009

Curbside welcome…

Curbside welcome

I wonder if a scorned woman put the mat there for a nice dose of irony when she finally kicks her lover to the curb.

Yes, I know I’m probably stretching the definition of “ironic” in fine, Alanis Morissette style but imagine how catchy it it could be…

A traffic jam
when you’re already late
A no smoking sign
on your cigarette break*

A welcome matt
when you’re kicked to the curb

*”Ironic”, Alanis Morisette from the album Jagged Little Pill

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